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The Egg Problem!
There was an indian who had a hen and his next door
neigbour was a paki! every morning the indian's hen laid an egg for him, one morning the Hen jumped over to the paki's garden
and laid an egg there, The indian saw this as he saw the paki run to his garden and runs in with the egg! the indian goes
and knocks on the pakis door and he goes to him "thats my egg" and the paki goes "it was laid on my property" after a big
argument of who's egg is it, the indian came up with a plan, the indian goes "ok lets make a deal, i'll kick u up the tate
(balls) and i'll time u for how long does it take u 2 get back up, then u can kick me up the tate (balls) and then u time
me fow how long does it take for me 2 get back up, the one who gets up fastest wins" the indian went first..he ran back and
charged in full speed towards the paki and SMACK! up the tate (balls) after 30 mintues of agonising pain the paki got back
up..then the paki goes "ok..now its my turn" then the indian goes "u can keep the fukin egg!!!"
Cold
Day
there was an english man, who was singing "there was a cold day",whilst
having a shit in cinema toilets, a punjabi man walks by and hears him singing "there was a cold day, there was a cold day"
he slam's the door wide open, the englishman in a shock say's, "what the bloody hell are u doin", the punjabi man reply's,
"oh, sorry yarr i thought u said, darwaza khol deyh (open the door).
Sardar Drinking Milk
3 SARDARS WENT IN TO A BAR, THE BARMAN SAID "LAD'S THE DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE", THE SARDARS
CLIMBED ONTO THE ROOF AND SAID "SHARAB KITTE AH?"
Sardar Drinking Milk
A Sardar ji was drinkin milk..all of the sudden as he was drinkin' he died..why?
because the
cow sat down!
Walk To The Pub
One Night two
men where walkin to the pub and one guy said do you have any money he replys just enogh for a pint the other man says i have
no moneyso they get to the bar the man with no money goes up stairs and gose in one of the rooms there is a naked lady lieing
on the bed she askes whats he doing he says he is lookin for some money for a pint she says ill give u money for a pint if
u pick all my scabs off my pussy he says yeah ok he picks them all off and puts them in a crisp packet and throws them out
the windowhe go's back downstairs and gets a pint and his pal says i got a free packet of crisps i found them out side
JUMPER
RAJ WAS DOING MARKETS ON SATURDAY AND IT WASN'T GOING VERY
WELL
UNTILL MRS.SINGH ARRIVED.A JUMPER ATTRACTED MRS.SINGH'S EYES AND SHE SAID
BHAI JEE YEH JARSI KISTARAH LAYI HAI?
RAJ REPLIED BEHEN JEE YEH HANGER PAR
LAGI HUI HAI?
MRS.SINGH WAS PUZZLED SO SHE TRIED AGAIN,
BHAI JEE MEH KIYA YEH
JARSI KISTARAH DENDEHYO?
RAJ SMILED AND SAID BAG WICH DHAL KEBEHEN JEE.
MRS.SINGH SAID NO WONDER PEOPLE TELL ME NOT
TO BUY ANYTHING FROM YOU!
Curry Competition
Notes From an Inexperienced
Curry Taster Named FRANK, who was visiting Phoenix (A very Indian suburb of Durban, South Africa). "Recently I was honored
to be selected as a judge at a curry cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be
standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two
judges (couple of local Indians) that the curry wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free beer
during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the event:
Curry # 1: Manoj's Maniac Mobster Monster
Curry JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick. JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. FRANK: Holy
shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out.
I hope that's the worst one. These charo's are crazy.
Curry # 2: Applesamy's Afterburner Curryr Curry JUDGE ONE: Smoky,
with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tangs. JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. FRANK:
Keep this out of reach of children I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who
wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
Curry # 3:
Farouk's Famous Burn Down the Barn curry JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse curry Great kick. Need more beans. JUDGE TWO: A beanless
curry, a bit salty, good use of red peppers. FRANK: Call Colesburg, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have
been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now, get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back;
now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all the beer.
Curry # 4: Barbu's Black
Magic JUDGE ONE: Black bean curry with almost no spice. Disappointing. JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side
dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a curry. FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable
to taste it, is it possible to burn out taste buds? Savathree, the barmaid, was standing behind me fresh refills; that 300
lbs. bitch is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is curry an aphrodisiac?
Curry # 5: Laveshnee's
Legal Lip Remover JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong curry. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
JUDGE TWO: Curry using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. FRANK:
My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind
me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her curry had given me brain damage. Savathree saved
my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off? It really pisses
me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those charo's
Curry # 6: Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety
JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety curry. Good balance of spice and peppers. JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive
use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb. FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames.
I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through my chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except
that slut Savathree; she must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone.
Curry # 7: Sugash's Screaming Sensation Curry JUDGE ONE: A mediocre curry with too much reliance on canned peppers.
JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of curry peppers at the last moment. I should note that
I am worried about Judge Number 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. FRANK: You could
put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel #### thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds
like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with curry that slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of
lava-like shit to match my #### shirt. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing,
it's too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole
in my stomach.
Curry # 8: Hansraj's Mount Saint Curry JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend curry, safe
for all not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced curry, neither
mild, nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the curry pot down
on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor Yank, wonder how he'd had reacted to a really hot curry? FRANK:
(editor's note: Judge #3 was unable to report)
Genie
An
Indian couple where playing golf in a country park and the wife goes to her husband "jaan, be careful, dont hit nobody's windows
na" he said, "haan ji sajana i wont hit the windows".. so he goes up and give the ball a good hard whack...........
***********CCCCRRRRAAAASSSSHHHH***********
"oh shit, i hit the window Sajana". his wife goes lets go over and apoligise. So they walk over to this massive mansion,
do the doorbell. No one answers. Then the door opens, they walk in and theres a GENIE standing in front of them. The genie
goes "thank u for releasing me, for this great deed u have done for me, I will grant u one wish" the husband's thinking damn,
wicked. so he makes his wish "i want a million pounds for everyday i'm alive" the genie says "ok, u wish will be granted as
soon as u allow me to spend one night with ur wife" the husbands like, yes sure. The genie and the wife go up to the bedroom
and they are shagging for hours.
The wife goes to the genie "God, I cant believe my husband still believes in genies"
MOT
Ranjit was driving down the motorway,
when a policeman came and stopped him. "What was i doing wrong?" asked Ranjit. "Speeding" said the policeman.
The policeman
inspected the car and asked to see him MOT. "Where's your MOT please?" asked the policeman. "MOT?" wondered Ranjit. Suddenly
he pointed to his wife sitting in the front seat. "E Moti!"
Checkin
2 sikh bro's were looking for work. One day they both had an interview, same time, same place, for the same
job. Both tried to get up before the other and get to the interview, not realising that both had the same thought. They get
up at 6am and run to the shower, and start arguing on who is to take the first shower. One of the bro's comes up with the
idea to have a shower together. They are now both having shower rubbing each others backs. Suddenly the soap falls, and they
both start looking for the soap. One brother touches his other brothers stomach and says "pye jee, twada payt bu vadda ho
gya!". (Brother, your stomach is too big!) the other brother who is also searching for the soap, puts his hand up his brothers
arse and says; "pye jee, twaday mu vich daand koi ni"! (brother, u dont have no teeth in your mouth).
A Marriage Of Football...
Manjit, an avid Liverpool fan took his new girlfriend to a football
game.
The young couple found their seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. A substitute was put
into the game, and as he was running onto the pitch to take his position, Manjit said to his girlfriend, "Take a good look
at that fellow. I expect him to be our best man next year."
His girlfriend snuggled closer to him and said, "That's
the strangest way I ever heard of for a fellow to propose to a girl.
Regardless of how you said it, I accept!"
No Speaks...
Following an especially angry argument, Mr. and Mrs. Patel went to bed not speaking
to each other. Needing to arise early the following morning, Mr. Patel left a note on his wife's bedside table that said "Wake
me at six."
An exasperated Mr. Patel awoke at ten the following morning and rolled stiffly out of bed to see a note
on his bedside table:
"It's six, you bum! Get out of bed!"
Wordee Conundrums
If
its zero degrees outside today, and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why is
it called building when it is already built?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Is
it possible to be totally partial?
If a book about failures doesnt sell, is it a success?
If all the world is
a stage where is the audience sitting?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why arent people from Holland called
Holes?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
When cheese gets its picture taken what does
it say?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isnt 11 pronounced onety
one?
If lawyers are debarred and clergymen defrocked, doesnt it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians
denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, dry cleaners depressed?
Why is it if someone tells you there are 1 billion
stars in the universe, you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
Do
Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
When Were We Married?
Abdul was
always thinking of cricket. Eventually, his exasperated wife said, "You think nothing but cricket. I bet you dont even remember
the day we were married."
"Of course I do," said Adbul. "It was the day Imran Khan got his first century against England."
Never Say No
Mr Patel, a shop-keeper overheard his assistant saying to
a customer, "No, maam, we havent had any for some weeks now, and it doesnt look as if well be getting any soon."
Alarmed
by what was being said, Mr Patel rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said, "That isnt true, maam.
Of course, well have some soon. In fact, we placed an order for it a couple of weeks ago, and there was simply shipping delay."
Then
Mr Patel drew the assistant aside and growled, "Never, never, never, never say we dont have something. If we dont have it,
say we ordered it and its on its way. Now, what was it she wanted?"
The assistant smiled and replied ...
"Rain!"
Pilots
Raj and Saj, now pilots are trying to land an airplane at Heathrow Airport.
They
start descending and as they touch the ground Saj screams Oye Raj, the runway is ending...".
Raj swiftly gets the plane
back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, Saj screams again
"Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...". Raj swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start
descending again... This goes on again and again...
During their fourth descent Raj says : "Look at those stupid Brits,
they build this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway..", "I know" answers Saj, "But look how wide they
made it...."
A Helping Hand
Rajesh is in bed with his wife when there
is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
"I'm
not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to
answer that?" says his wife.
So, he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is Manjit
standing at the door. It doesn't take Rajesh long to realize the man is drunk.
"Hello yaahr," slurs Manjit. "Can you
give me a push?"
"No, get lost! It's half past three! I was in bed!" screams Rajesh as he slams the door. He goes
back up to bed and tells his wife what happened.
She remarks, "Rajesh, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that
night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's
house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"
"But Manjit was drunk," says
Rajesh.
"It doesn't matter," explains the wife. "He needs our help and it would be nice to help him."
So, Rajesh
gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door but he can't see Manjit anywhere in the dark,
so he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?"
He hears a voice cry out, "Yes, please."
"Where are you?" shouts
Rajesh.
Manjit slurs, "I'm over here, on your swing."
Hit The Target
Jaswinder
was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.
At
the crease, he turned to the wicket-keeper and said 'I'm anxious to do well and really hit this ball. That's my wife's mother
over there.'
'Don't be silly,' said the Anjum, the wicket-keeper. 'You'll never hit the old bat at two hundred yards.
Captain Conman
The standard of batting in the Pakistani side was very low. Even at the net
practice, they couldn't hit a thing. Finally, Wasim Akram rushed forward and grabbed the bat.
'Now bowl me some fast
ones!' he yelled.
Six fast balls came down in quick succession and he missed them all.
Not to be put off Akram
glared at the team and shouted, 'Now that's what you're all doing. Get in there and hit them!'
Mrs
Raj
One night, a torrential rain soaked Madras; the next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about
6 feet into most of the homes there.
Mrs. Raj was sitting on her roof with her neighbour, Mrs. Saj, waiting for help
to come.
Mrs. Saj noticed a lone cricket cap floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into the front
yard, then float all the way back to the house; it kept floating away from the house, then back in.
Her curiosity got
the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Raj, "Do you see that cricket cap floating away from the house, then back again?"
Mrs.
Raj said, "Oh yes, thats my husband; I told him he was going to cut the grass today come Hell or high water!"
The Joy Of Reading
Raj went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, "Doctor,
will I be able to read books with my new glasses?" "Yes, of course," said the doctor, "Why not?" "Oh! Thats brilliant," said
Raj with joy, "I couldnt read before."
Escaped Convicts
Three apne escaped
from prison. One was a bent solicitor, one an unscrupulous trader, and one a bad bhangra singer. They ran for miles until
they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large
sacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
About an hour later the police came into the barn. The inspector
told his constable to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the inspector asked him what he saw and the constable
yelled back, "Just three big sacks."
The inspector told him to find out what was in them, so the constable kicked
the first sack, which had the bent solicitor in it. He went, "Bow-wow", so the constable told the inspector there was a dog
in it.
Then he kicked the sack with the unscrupulous trader in it. He went, "Meow", so the constable told the inspector
there was a cat in it.
Then he kicked the one with the bad bhangra singer in it, and there was no sound at all. So
he kicked it again, and finally the bad bhangra singer said, "Potatoes".
The Big Prize
Shokat, Piyush, and their old friend Raj decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought five £1 tickets
each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize. Shokat won the first
prize: a whole years supply of gourmet chilli pickle.
Piyush won the second prize: six months supply of gourmet chillies.
Raj won the sixth prize: a toilet brush.
When they met in the pub a week later, Raj asked the others how they
were enjoying their prizes.
"Great," said Shokat. "I love chillies."
"So do I," said Piyush. "And hows the
toilet brush, Raj?"
"Not so good," Raj confided. "Im going to have to go back to paper."
Sandwich
Board
Pinky noticed a student walking up and down the street, wearing a sandwich board that read "Free
Big Mac!"
Strolling over with a look of concern, the Bolly actress asked, "Why? Whatd he do?"
Ringing
Phone
Raj and his wife were just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang. Raj got out of bed and
went into the living room to answer the phone. His wife could hear him say, "Hello?" Then he said, "Sure is." He hung up the
receiver and went back to bed.
A minute later the phone rang again. Raj got out of bed and went into the other room and
his wife could hear him say, "Hello?" again and then he said, "Sure is." again. He hung up the receiver and went back to bed.
The wife asked who it was. Raj said he didnt know.
A minute later the phone rang again. Raj got out of bed and went
into the other room and his wife could hear him say, "Hello?" Then he said, "Sure is." He hung up the receiver and went back
to bed. The wife asked again about the caller. Raj said he didnt know who it was. The wife then asked, "Well, what did the
person say? He said, "Its odd, a woman just keeps saying: "Long distance from Calcutta..."
Shokats
Theorem for Giving 100% At Work...
* 12% Monday
* 23% Tuesday
* 40% Wednesday
* 20% Thursday
*
5% Friday
Name That Tune...
Raj and Saj were sitting on a tree and Raj
was singing the latest B21 single. After a couple of minutes Raj hung himself upside down started singing again.
Saj:
Raj what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down.
Raj: I am singing the B side.
A Tall Story
Shokat came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found
the boss waiting for him. "Whats the story this time, Shokat?" he asked sarcastically. "Lets hear a good excuse for a change."
Shokat
sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, boss. The wife decided to drive me to the train station. She got ready in ten
minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river. Look, my suit is still damp.
Then I ran out to the airport, got a ride on Hrithik Roshans helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried
here piggyback by one of The Sahotas."
"Youll have to do better than that, Shokat," said the boss, obviously disappointed.
"No woman can get ready in ten minutes."
INDO-PAK WAR
The cold war between
US and USSR resulted in a system where if USA launched a Nuke-loaded missile, USSRs satellite were capable of informing the
USSR army in 3 seconds, and in less than 45 seconds USSR would launch its counter-missile. US knew that and therefore never
attempted to launch one.
INDO-PAK War......
Pak army decides to launch
a Nuke-missile towards India... They dont need any permission from their government, and promptly launch the missile.
Indian
technology is highly advanced. In less than 8 seconds, the Indian army detects it and decides to launch a missile in retaliation.
But they need permission from the Government of India. They submit their request to the Indian President. The President forwards
it to the Cabinet.
The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session after three days. When the LS meets, there
are several walk-outs and severe protests by the opposition, so it is adjourned indefintely. However, the President asks for
a quick decision.
The Pak missile, meanwhile, failed to take off due to unknown reasons. Their attempts for a launch
are still on.
Meanwhile, the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because an outside party withdraws support.
The President asks the PM to prove majority next week. The ruling party is unable to get a confidence vote, and a caretaker
government is installed.
The acting PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch the Nuclear Missile. But the Election
Commission says that a caretaker Government cannot take such a decision because elections are at the door and this decision
will affect the swing of votes in the election. A public interest litigation (PIL) is filed in the supreme court of India,
alleging misuse of power by the Election commission. Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says acting PM is authorized
to take this decision.
In between all this, one of the Pak missiles successfully takes off, and falls 367 miles away
from the target. The Missile falls on a government building at 11:00 AM. But since no employees have reached work, there are
no casualties.
The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies from China. US condemns use of a nuclear
missile by Pakistan, and offers to send its seventh fleet to the Indian Ocean. The Indian government, wary of the move, declines.
Finally,
the Indian government decides to launch a nuclear missile, after convening an all party meeting. Its been three months since
the army first sought permission. Pro-humanity, anti-nuclear activists come on board against the governments decision. Human
chains are being made in New York, LA and Washington for peace. Indians are sending protest email requesting that it be "forwarded
to as many Indians as possible".
On the Pakistan side, missiles keep failing. At times they fail to take-off, at other
times the payload gets detached from the missile during flight. Some missiles deviate from target due to high-speed winds
blowing over Rajasthan, and have to be neutralized by Pakistan, as these missiles are now moving backwards towards Karachi.
Finally,
a missile smuggled from USA is used. The Pakistan army is unable to understand its software, so it hits its original destination:
Russia.
Russians successfully intercept the missile and in retaliation, launch a Nuclear missile towards Islamabad.
The
missile hit the target and creates havoc. Pakistan cries for help. It asks for loans from IMF and the world bank. India expresses
deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of soap.
The War ends.
Raj & The Suzuki
One day Saj was driving in his car down a nice country road and enjoying
his drive.
Suddenly Raj came Booiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn on a Suzuki and peeped into the car and shouted at Raj - Kabhi Suzuki
chalaya kya? (have you driven a Suzuki? and sped off. Saj was surprised but not bothered.
After a while Raj came Booiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn...
in the opposite direction, peeped into the car and shouted again Kabhi Suzuki chalaya kya? and sped off ,This time Saj was
annoyed, because he was being teased about his driving.
After some time again Raj came back speeding and said the
same thing peeping into the car. Saj was about to say something but Raj sped off. This time Saj increased his speed but suddenly
stopped as he found Raj lying on the road, bleeding.
He got down and mocked at Raj Kyon Raj, Kabhi Suzuki chalaye
kya? (Why Raj, have you driven a Suzuki?)
Raj said Wohi to puch raha tha , mein brakes ke liya doond raha tha! (That's
what I was asking you, as I wanted to know where the brakes were!)
Face The Lion
Manjit,
a big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke
to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
Manjit picked
up his rifle, took a swig of whisky, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling
sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.
The
wife cried, "What are we going to do?"
"Nothing," said Manjit. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself
out of it."
Careful Driver
As Raj was driving down the motorway, his car
phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wifes voice urgently warning him,
"Buta-jee, I just heard on the news that
theres a car going the wrong way on the motorway you are on. Please be careful!"
"Its not just one car," said Buta
Singh. "Its hundreds of them!"
Great Fishing
Fishing season hasnt opened
and Shokat who doesnt have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?"
"Any luck?
This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday," he boasts.
"Is that so? By the way, do you know
who I am?" asks the stranger.
"Nope."
"Well, meet the new game-warden."
"Oh," gulped Shokat. "Well, do
you know who I am?"
"Nope."
"Meet the biggest liar in the country!"
Dim-Wish
There
were three men, Raj, Saj and Shokat, stranded on an island. They had been there for a very long time, when one morning a magic
lamp washed upon the shore.
The men saw it and picked it up. The men rubbed the lamp and a genie popped appeared.
After the genie rose up he granted the men one wish each.
Raj thought about his wish and made it count. After thinking
he finally said, "I wish I was back at home." Then poof, he disappeared.
Saj thought long and hard about his wish.
Finally he said, "I wish I was at home with my family." Then poof, he vanished.
The last wish went to Shokat. He looked
around and felt very lonely. It took a while to think of a good wish and finally an idea came into his mind.
He said,
"I wish that my two best friends, Raj and Saj, were on this island with me," and poof, the two other men appeared on the island
again.
Double Trouble
Raj and Saj landed up in Bombay. They managed to
get into a double-decker bus. Raj somehow managed to get a bottom seat, but unfortunately Saj got pushed to the top.
After
a while when the rush was over, Raj went upstairs to see Saj.
He met Saj in a bad condition clutching the seats in
front with both hands, scared to death.
He says, "Aaah Saj! What the hecks goin on? Why are you so scared? I was enjoying
my ride down there."
Scared Saj replies. "Yeah, but youve got a driver".
Thank Goodness
Having
lost his car Shokat got down to his knees in the car park and started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "Your
car is missing; what are you thanking God for?"
Shokat replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasnt driving
at that time, otherwise I would be missing too."
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